I just ordered my fleshlight ...this should be fun guys...hopefully in 10 days im going to have it
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my luck the package would get damaged and the post office would put it in a clear plastic bag; then the mail lady would deliver it to my door to sign for. at which point out of nervousness, i would ask her if she liked the hand lotion i gave her for Christmas and i proceed to tell her i really enjoy it myself. by this time there is fear in her eyes as her hand hovers close to the mace on her belt as i sign for the package. i take the package from her and she says, "have a nice day". i tell her, i sure will! as i wave good bye with the fleshlight in the same hand. Quote

my luck the package would get damaged and the post office would put it in a clear plastic bag; then the mail lady would deliver it to my door to sign for. at which point out of nervousness, i would ask her if she liked the hand lotion i gave her for Christmas and i proceed to tell her i really enjoy it myself. by this time there is fear in her eyes as her hand hovers close to the mace on her belt as i sign for the package. i take the package from her and she says, "have a nice day". i tell her, i sure will! as i wave good bye with the fleshlight in the same hand.



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my luck the package would get damaged and the post office would put it in a clear plastic bag; then the mail lady would deliver it to my door to sign for. at which point out of nervousness, i would ask her if she liked the hand lotion i gave her for Christmas and i proceed to tell her i really enjoy it myself. by this time there is fear in her eyes as her hand hovers close to the mace on her belt as i sign for the package. i take the package from her and she says, "have a nice day". i tell her, i sure will! as i wave good bye with the fleshlight in the same hand.

LOL!!! That reminds me of when I was younger and lived with a couple roommates and we would be home some nights... bored and energetic for a little mayhem. We would call for a food delivery and when the delivery dude would show up we would buzz him in and while they climbed up the 5 flights of stairs that gave one of us (ok, usually me!) the time to get dressed in a tank and boxer briefs and then stuff a Jeff Stryker dildo (yes, I know I just aged myself!) down into said boxer briefs. The hilarity and mischievous ensued when I opened the door for the delivery and made every effort (dropping dollars to see if he would bend down to politely pick them up all the while coming face to huge bulging crotch or stopping the transaction to abruptly "shift" the huge bulge out of some apparent discomfort) to get him to look in the direction of my obscenely distended crotch! Ahhh, the memories of a (at times) misspent youth.

FYI... We ALWAYS tipped them well for being unaware of our evenings entertainment!

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:D LOL. Excellent story blazze. )))

There's no better ages than 17-22. Seems like when 23 hits, it's all different. You can still have lots of fun but never again quite like those ages. Enjoy them guys! Quote